亲爱的辛苦啦！
海外妹纸的评价果然很热情火辣。


0:53 OH MY PIANO PRINCE YOU JUST KILL ME!!!!!
0:53哦我的钢琴王子你杀了我！！！
XIUHAN AT CECI PHOTOSHOOT!!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN NOWWWWW THEY ATE TOGETHER LIKE A HAPPY COUPLE!!!!
秀敏和鹿晗在CECI拍照！！！！我觉得我现在像在天堂，他们在一起像快乐的一对！！！
OMG!!! LUHAN YOU ARE SO MANLY!!!! YOU ARE SO HOT!!!SO SEXY!!!! I CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU!!!!!!! OMG!!! YOU JUST KILL ME!!!!! I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE!!!
我的天呐！！！鹿晗你太爷们了！！！你太火辣了！！！太性感了！！！！我无法从你身上转移视线！！！你刚杀了我！！！我越来越爱你！！！（海外妹子好容易死的）
This video has completed my life, thanks. /go jumps off a cliff happily
这个视频让我的生命完整了，谢谢。/幸福地去跳崖了
Love yr.1950 scene, espectcially at 0:51.More scene please!!!!!!!
爱1950年的场景，尤其是0:51处（鹿晗抹嘴唇那镜头）请求更多的场景！！！！
LUHAN PLEASE FEED ME TOO. I LOVE YOUR EVERYTHING
鹿晗也喂我吧。我爱你的一切
OMFG LUHAN FEEDING XIUMIN!!! *DIES*
哦天哪鹿晗喂秀敏！！！（死了）
having a mental breakdown right now t b h
说实话，此刻精神崩溃了
OMG~ i cant explain what i feel
我的天~我无法表达我的感受（这一句在各个视频中都会出现）
my body just exploded im using my severed head to type this
我的身体刚刚爆炸了，我现在是用我切断的头打下这些字的

0:45 HAD TO PAUSE FOR A BIT TO CATCH MY BREATH
0:45的地方（好像是鹿晗盯着镜头）必须要暂停一下，为了调整呼吸
exo why are you so ****exo
你们为什么这么色情（截止楼主翻译时有57人按赞）
ZHANG FREAKING YIXINGGGGGG <3333333333
张tmd艺兴 kiss
I JUST MADE THE MOST NONHUMAN NOISES WHILE WATCHING THIS YOU COULD PROBABLY HEAR ME FROM CHINA AND KOREA OMG I CANT MY FEELS FOR THIS VIDEO AND ALL THE BOYS IN IT
我刚刚看这视频时发出了最不像人类的噪音你很可能可以从中国和韩国听到我的声音我的天呐，我不能表达我对这视频和这些男孩的感受
0:30 MANAGER OPPA *o* so sexy0:30
经纪人哥哥出现 太性感了
OH DEAR GOD! CAN´T STOP WATCHING THIS! IM DONE!!! RAPING PLAY BUTTON!
哦亲爱的上帝！没办法停止看这个！我完了！！！一直在强奸播放键（字译，14个人按赞）
WHO TOLD YOU BOYS YOU WERE ALLOWED TO DO THIS YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM MY LIFE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE GO AWAY OH MY GOD
谁允许你们这些男生做这个的？你们在我的生活里关禁闭了，请离开，请走开，我的天呐
0:29 OMG CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! I DIED!<3
0:29我的天呐 chen！我死了！（chen盯镜头了）
先到这吧，好多都只有人名+一串激动的乱码，她们一激动就不会表达了。每个人的评论都有的，有些因为我翻不好所以先没翻啦

原创翻译岂能不精！

继续。。。
OMG... Their handsomeness, hotness, coolness R NO JOKE!!!!!
LAY'S CHARM
LUHAN'S PERFECT FACE
XIUMIN and CHEN'S CUTENESS
TAO'S BAD BOY SIDE
and KRIS..... DAMN!!YOU'RE HOT! BABY!!!
哦天哪。。。他们的帅气，火辣，酷，都不是开玩笑的！！！！！
Lay的魅力，鹿晗完美的脸，秀敏和chen的可爱，Tao坏男孩的一面，还有Kris，md！！你好火辣，宝贝！！！！（至少34人按赞）
The photographer, editor, stylist, hair, makeup, and videographer ALL DESERVE AWARDS!! FLAWLESS BTS VIDEO AND PHOTOSHOOT ❤❤❤
摄影师，编辑，造型师，发型师，化妆师，和摄像师都值得奖励！！完美无瑕的视频和照片。（BTS是什么意思啊？）
All of them look so gorgeous, but I must say Chen caught my eye more than once here ;D My Chen feeeeels~
他们所有人看起来都美极了，但我必须说Chen不止一次抓住了我的眼球。（最后三个词不知道怎么翻，“我的Chen的感觉”？）
Q: Is there anything else that our Lay cannot do?
Me: No! nothing that my Lay cannot do!
He's super PERFECT!!!!!! Love him so much! :):):)
问：我们的Lay有什么不会的事情吗？
答：没有！我的Lay没有不会的
他超级完美！！！！！！超爱他！
i like them with eyelines
我喜欢画眼线的他们
Luhan looks skinny... gorgeous EXO-boys <3
鹿晗看起来好苗条（好瘦）。。。华丽的exo男孩
They should feed eachother more often. ^^
他们应该多互相喂食。
Guitar,piano and dance...Lay Zhang YiXing, you just too awesome to be true!
and all EXO-M members look damn great in 1950 look,please take more photo of themin the future!
吉他，钢琴，舞蹈。。。Lay张艺兴，你真实得太可怕了（你太厉害了）！
所有exo-m成员打扮成1950年时期的样子看起来太美好了，请以后多拍他们的照片！
VAMPIRE KRIS ~~~~~~~~
吸血鬼Kris~~~~~~~~~
TAO..u only nineteen...why so sexy??noona cant stand..
Tao你真的只有19岁吗？为何如此性感？？怒那承受不住了。。。
They look like Vampires (;
他们看起来像吸血鬼
I see Manager Oppa! 0:31 You need a close up shot too Oppa! :D
我看到经纪人偶吧了！0:31的时候。偶吧你也需要一个近景！
Kris, could you please stop being sexy for once
Kris，你能哪怕就一次不要那么性感吗
Thanks God it was only 6 of them.
If was 12 I would be unable to use my brain.
GOD PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS. THIS IS YOUR BEST WORK.
谢谢老天这次只有他们6个。
如果有12人我恐怕不能用我的脑子了。
上帝请多做这些吧，这是你做得最好的工作。
HOW DA **** TAO CAN BLINK HIS EYES LIKE THAT? MY PUPILS ARE BOTH PREGNANT.
Tao怎么可以像那样眨眼？我的瞳孔都怀孕了。
lol, xiumin posing with a bowl of potato chips like a bamf ^^
哈哈，秀敏拿着薯片碗的姿势像个坏蛋（bamf是句脏话，bad ass mother ****er）
the name of the song is The Great Shipwreck of Life /// IAMX :)
背景音乐的题目叫The Great Shipwreck of Life（歌手是IAMX）


luhan looks so charisma w/out tryin' =]] my deer turn from innocent to SEXIII :)) deabakkk best vd ever
鹿晗不用装就看起来好有魅力，我的鹿从天真无辜转变成性感了，嘻嘻。大发，最好的视频。
i like to believe that luhan and xiumin were flirting while eating, then lay got jealous and tapped luhan while walking to tell luhan to knock it off but still look cool and then luhan tried to make up with lay by pulling him off screen :3 i'm a delusional fangirl T.T
我愿相信鹿晗和秀敏在吃东西的时候是在打情骂俏，Lay嫉妒了走过去拍了鹿晗让鹿晗住嘴但仍表现得酷酷的，然后鹿晗把Lay拉到镜头后想和Lay和解。我是个爱妄想的女粉丝。（大意是这样。这位同学你真的太会联想了！）
Never thought that a BTS could be this MOVIE-TRAILER-LIKE EPIC. Can they just lead a movie now?!
从来没想过幕后花絮会像史诗电影预告片。他们现在能不能主演一部电影啊？
OMG!!! am I the only one here thinking that they look like vampires... (specially Kris Tao and Chen)
wow but my favorite part is when yixing is playing the piano!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!
天呐！！！我是唯一一个觉得他们看起来像吸血鬼的吗？。。。尤其是Kris，Tao和Chen。
哇，但是我最爱的部分是艺兴弹钢琴！！！美极了！！！
The setting takes place in 1950, right? I guess Tao really does control time. EXO has travel back into HISTORY. kekeke...
场景设定是发生在1950年是吗？我猜桃子真的会控制时间。EXO穿越回History（历史）了，哈哈哈。。。（这人好有才啊，这都能想到！）
this even better than any ****
这好过任何色情片（欧美妹子你们懂的。。。）
i really like the video and the concept ^^it's really one of the best photoshoot that exo-m did until the moment xD
我非常喜欢这个视频和视频的概念，这真的是exo-m目前为止最好的杂志拍摄之一
SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
有人能把这改成fanfic(同人故事)吗!!!!!!!!
you should see tumblr exo tag is going crazy!! lol
你们应该去看看汤不热上exo的标签已经疯了！！哈哈
（我要去看汤不热了，哈哈，看疯成什么样）

我回来了，汤不热我不太会玩啊，继续翻
in conclusion, Luhan gets both Lay and Xiumin... you whore XDD lol
总结来说，鹿晗同时得到了Lay和秀敏。。。你个**，哈哈（这么翻不知道合适不）
My body was NOT ready! It was NOT ready!
And then 00:52 happened...
我的身体还没有准备好，它还没准备好！
然后00:52就这么发生了。。。（00:52是六只一起出现的场景；我快被海外妹子逗死了）
I don't think I can ever have Peace within myself if I keep on looking at EXO. ;A; So PURRRFEECTTT
我认为我内心永远不会平静如果我持续盯着EXO。太完美了！
The only things that are coming out of my mouth are ugly sobbing and drool....a lot of drool.
唯一从我嘴里出来的是丑陋的哭泣和口水。。。很多口水。
i think the sounds i made in the whole 1 mins and 22 secs of this video ranged from a wounded baboon to a narwhal
我想我在这1分22秒的视频里发出的声音是从像一只受伤的狒狒到一只独角鲸。