这个真没笑……
真没笑……
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

恩刚才想起来一个笑话
有一天一个老人对一个小孩子说
你知道,当年金庸写的14本书可以连成一个对联吗
就是"飞雪连天射白鹿,笑书神侠倚碧鸳
孩子不屑一顾,笑笑说
你知道J.K.罗琳写的7本书也可以连成一句话吗
"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈"

老梗了

继续老梗
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

这个好像也很老了呀
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

这个梗竟然还有图OJZ
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem

流芳百世的梗
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."

这是啥子……（不明觉厉的赶脚……）

不明觉厉

不明觉厉。高大上。低奢涵。