That’s her. No, she’s not an Untitled Goose Game. Her name is The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe; she’s six years of age, has multiple new endings, and her favourite afternoon snack is a large bowl of green peas.
Some time soon (but not overly soon, let’s be real) we will release The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe into a local town. Her honks will speak louder than any traditional game ever could. We’re looking forward to getting her off our hands actually, as she is really quite aggressive when you don’t put out the peas dead on time. Ah wait, she’s out of her enclosure again – oh god, oh god, oh this is, OH – OH –