Another joke about Italian accent. Very funy.
One day Ima gonna go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. Ina morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her "I wanna two piss on my plate." She says "you better not piss on the plate, you sonna na bitch." I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna na bitch.
Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tells me "everyone wanna fock." I tella her, "you no understand, I wanna fock on the table." She say "you better not fock on the table, you sonna na bitch."
So I go back to my room ina hotel and there isa no shits ona my bed. I calla the manager and tella him "I wanna shit." He tella me to go to the toilet. I say "you no understand, I wanna shit ina the bed." He say "you better no shit on the bed, you sonna na bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace to you." I say "piss on you too, you sonna na bitch!" I gonna go back to Italy.